u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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