So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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