His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
