OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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