why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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