Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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