You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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