There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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