found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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