he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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