Do vagina's smell?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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