Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Help. Why am I so naked?
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