mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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