What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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