and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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