Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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