My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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