I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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