he shaved USA in his pubs
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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