yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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