I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I puked a lego.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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