i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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