Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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