well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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