My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Randomize
