I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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