in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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