i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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