Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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