Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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