Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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