in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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