Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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