pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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