I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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