that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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