You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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