Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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