I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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