YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
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