Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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