Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize