I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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