i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
