Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
All I want is dick and wine.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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