I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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