Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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