WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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