I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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