ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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