I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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