Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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