"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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