you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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