i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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