Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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